Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very
attractive
blonde lady arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of
the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when
I’m
completely nude.” With that she stripped everything off, rolled the dice
and
yelled, “Mama needs new clothes!” Then she hollered…“YES! YES! I WON!
I WON!” She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that
she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The
dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, “What did she roll?” The Other answered, “I thought YOU were
watching!”
Moral of the story: Not all blondes are dumb.