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BAAHMAN ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a
person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know
about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?


BAAHMAN : Were you present when your picture was
taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?


BAAHMAN : She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
BAAHMAN : How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
BAAHMAN : Were there any girls?


BAAHMAN : How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
BAAHMAN : And by whose death was it terminated?


BAAHMAN : Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had
a beard.
BAAHMAN : Was this a male or a female?


BAAHMAN : Do you recall the time that you
examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
BAAHMAN : And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering
why I was doing an autopsy on him!


BAAHMAN : Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
WITNESS: No.
BAAHMAN : Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
BAAHMAN : Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
BAAHMAN : So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
BAAHMAN : How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
BAAHMAN : But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practising law