A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she
suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down,
an American man catches her, she says : “Oh thank
you, you saved my life, I’ll do ANYTHING for you…” The man says:
"Okay
then,sleep with me.She says : ““You PIG!! NEVER!!”” So he says
““FINE!””
and he dropsher down… So she’s falling and screaming…Suddenly a
German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says :“Oh thank
you, you saved me, I’ll doanything that you ask…” The guy says :
“Fraulein, sleep with me.” She replies: “Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!” So
the man says : “Fine!!!” and he also drops her down again. She’s
falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those
men and now she’s going to die. Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the
woman
from his balcony, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I’ll
SLEEP with you!!"The Muslim man replies : “Astaqfirulla’h!” and he
drops
her.
** Of all the things I’ve lost^^^I miss my MIND the most!**
as watcher says, NOW YOU TAKE IT EASY.. (yar watcher, i REALLY need this closing statement man.. how much r u charging for transferring the copyrights dude?)
good one mindless.just and fyi this a modified joke from a another joke which is quite more hilarious.this good too.
[quote]
Originally posted by Mindless:
**A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she
suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down,
an American man catches her, she says : "Oh thank
you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING for you..." The man says:
"Okay
then,sleep with me.She says : ""You PIG!! NEVER!!"" So he says
""FINE!""
and he dropsher down.... So she's falling and screaming...Suddenly a
German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says :"Oh thank
you, you saved me, I'll doanything that you ask..." The guy says :
"Fraulein, sleep with me." She replies: "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!" So
the man says : "Fine!!!" and he also drops her down again. She's
falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those
men and now she's going to die. Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the
woman
from his balcony, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll
SLEEP with you!!"The Muslim man replies : "Astaqfirulla'h!" and he
drops
her.