Astaghfirulla lolz

One evening a beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a multi-storey building. suddenly she stumbles and falls from the top. as reaches the 10th floor an Englishman catches her and she says “oh u have saved my life, i’ll do anything for you.”

The man says “ok, sleep with me”. but the woman replies “No, u pig ! i wll not sleep with u”. Then he drops her.
when the woman reaches the 5th floor a German man catches her and she says “u have saved my life, i’ll do anything for u.” This man also offers the same and she replies the same. so the man also drops her.

As the woman reaches the 2nd floor a Muslim man catches her and she thought to herself that sleeping with one of them would have been better than to die. So she quickly says " u have saved my life, I’ll sleep with you"… The muslim man says “Astagferullah!!” and drops her down.

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funny......

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^ been posted before....
funny...:)

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lahoul walaa:)

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hahahaha :rotfl:

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lol....good one.

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lol funny

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lol

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:rotfl:

:rotfl:

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tsk tsk:no:

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liked it but could've used a different excuse for the muslim guy dropping her to death..