Astagfirullah :D

A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building
and she suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her
way falling down, an American man catches her, she says :
“Oh thank you, you saved my life, I’ll do ANYTHING for you…”

The man says: “Okay then, sleep with me.”

She says : “You PIG!! NEVER!!”

So he says “FINE!” and he drops her down…
So she’s falling and screaming…

Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony,
she says :“Oh thank you, you saved me, I’ll do anything
that you ask…”

The guy says : “Fraulein, sleep with me.”

She replies: “Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!”

So the man says : “Fine!!!” and he also drops her down again.

She’s falling and thinking that it was better if she slept
with one of those men and now she’s going to die.

Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony,
she says : “Oh thank you, you saved my life, I’ll SLEEP with you!!”

The Muslim man replies : “Astaqfirulla’h!” and he drops her.
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:cb:

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LOL hahahaha :omg:

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:rotfl:

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:bukbuk:

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:omg:

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ahahahhahhahahhahhahaha it was funny

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lol...so very true.

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The Same woman reached Jahanum. There she saw that Bipasha Basu is dancing wid Gandhi ji.

She asked the Yamraaj “ye kaisa insaf hai, gandhi ji ko itni achi saza mili hai?”

Yamraj replied, “laikin saza to Bipasha Basu ko mili hai.”:smiley:

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yeah right :rolleyes:

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lol yousufzai

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lol :D

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lol:CareBear:

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:hehe:Sirf Muslim nahi Afghan(talib) kehty tu ziada bat banti or Americans bhi borrow krty yeh Jock on ka zulm dikhany ku:cb:

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looks like taliban are ur favo:D

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nice joke johnnyyyy

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*Yes Koi Aytraz:-| *

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lol wut a joke...

yousafzai....lol...

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:omg:
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pate main bal par gayay…