Nawaz Sharif wanted to raise money for his Country, and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline:
NAWAZ SHARIF’S ASS SHOWS
Mian Sahib was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read:
NAWAZ SHARIF’S ASS OUT IN FRONT
Abbajee was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered Mian Nawaz Sharif not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read:
ABBAJEE SCRATCHES NAWAZ SHARIF’S ASS
This was too much for the Abbajee, so he ordered Nawaz Sharif to get rid of the donkey. Mian Sahib decided to give it to Benazir Bhutto. The paper headline the next day read:
BENAZIR HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
All the opposition leaders got very upset at this publicity. They informed Benazir that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for Rs: 500. Next day the headline read:
BENAZIR SELLS ASS FOR Rs: 500
This was too much for the veteran opposition leader, Nawabzada Nasrullah Khan, so he ordered Benazir to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. Next day, the headline in the paper read:
BENAZIR ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The Nawabzada was buried the next day and Pakistan got rid of the biggest Ass it had produced in the bargain.
