Inspired from this thread http://www.paklinks.com/gs/showthread.php?t=264203
Aik dafa AQ, ASN aur PCG were travelling from Karachi to Lahore. The plane developed technical problems and pilot told everyone to pull out the parachutes under their seats and jump one by one.
Everyone jumped except ASN, AQ and PCG. They were very terrified and were cursing the pilot. Pilot sternly said, there is no need to be afraid, jump, count to ten then pull this string, parachute will open and once you land, buses will be present that will take you to nearest airport.
But they were too afarid to jump. So the pilot and crew pushed them off the plane.
AQ pulled the string, his parachute opened and he landed safely.
ASN pulled the string, but parachute did not open, but he pulled his dhoti out and used it like a parachute and landed safely too.
PCG pulled and pulled the string many times but parachute did not open. She looked up towards the plane and said
"Men are pigs, kharaab parachute mujhey baandh ker jahaaz sey dhakka diya
- merey ko maloom hai, neechey buses bhi nahiN hoeenGa"*
