To all u asian boys n gals…take a look @urselves
asian girls
most asian girls r manufactured copies of eachother :
They all hav- highlighted*optional ..hair which is always straight
and left out to be messed up by the wind!, contacts which r wrong on
the skin -
BIG HEELS…to make-up their lack of height!
hipsters or crops<<<>U LOOK LIKE SLAPPAS!!!
the essential - Mobile phone (u cant live without it)
U walk around wiv a big grin to show u removed ur braces!
As soon as u get complimented u strut around thinkin u da
bomb!..lol!
And most boys seem to like that look…y???
Most gals cant dance -think they good @it but actually dont even
move their feet 4rm da same spot!
Seem to care sooooooooooooooo much about religion but still
smoke,drink and other things which i cant mention…
And u think ur gods gift!!..u know ur butterz!!!
Put bare make-up on to cover ur spots and lipgloss/lipstick which
drips off ur lips .
All try to be rude girls!!!..etc…go to da temple to check da
oppposit sex!!..very sad!asian boys
The hair-crop,chewed muff @da front,spikes…all gelled wiv sum gunkand if and if someone dares to even touch ur hair they better start
writing their will!
U all seem to have bum fluff on ur face!..tryin to look older u
jus look like poofs!Da essential…once again da mobile!!!
Shake hands wiv every guy u meet even if u dont know them!
sit wiv ur legz soooo far apart!
Asian boyz vocab- ma
bitch,shorty,missions,nahh,init,seen,skeen,gwan,rahh,safe,blad,geeza,chirpse,skeet,bredrin,whagwanu think u a black man! (or in farhans wise words “chippin it boyz”)
Listen to garage , r nb…we all know u listen to the ****ty hindi
crap!
Ur motto…every hole is a goal…then u want to marry virgin
marys…wots that all about???u have da biggest head in da world…and got too much attitude
U go out wiv a gal-use and abuse her den move on to da next…u all playa wannabezzz..
tryin 2 be D.J’s or mc’s
u all jus came out ur nappies
so sit ur asses down, please
you should sit tight
sorry but it’s true
send dis to all u fellow asians…somethings gotta be done.