I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I’ve learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just plain idiots
I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and it only takes suspicion,not proof, to destroy it.
I’ve learned that you can get on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you’d better have just the hot looks and looks and looks
I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself
to others- they are more sc***d than you think.
I’ve learned that you can keep vomiting long after
you think you’re finished.
I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.
I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship
is at first, the passion fades, and there had better
be a lot of money to take its place!
I’ve learned that 99% of the time when something is working
in your house, one of your kids did it.
I’ve learned that the people you care about in life
are taken away from you too soon and all the less important ones
just never go away.
okk…soo what do u think
feel free to add your 'I have learned..‘s’ so that we can all share our ‘valuable’ lessons as we age ..sigh