Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga..
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga..
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye..
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye..
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo..
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo..
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning..
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning..
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don’t like your face
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space
Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down
jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ik female
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail
Dil se ek ishq ki
application create kar raha hoon
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon
Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya.
Nazar mein to kai hain
aur shaayad lonely hain..
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab read only hain..
