Here are some more suggestions:
Get your husband to pay for saas’s samosas
Hose Saas down with water pipe…before giving her a maalish
Give Saasu-Maa…the kind of maalish she’ll never forget.
Hold on to that water pipe…and use it as a weapon when you see her armed with petrol
When doing pocha…leave some areas of floor wet…when saasu maa slips…she’ll walk less frequently.
If Saasu insists on artery-clogging fatty food…why stop her? Help her out …pile on the ghee! (wink wink)
Spit on samosas before serving. Tell her she’s too fat. Maybe she’ll stop eating.
^ The above tips are meant in good humor. Please get serious help.
