Re: Arey Koi Hai?
Here are some more suggestions:
Get your husband to pay for saas's samosas
Hose Saas down with water pipe....before giving her a maalish
Give Saasu-Maa....the kind of maalish she'll never forget.
Hold on to that water pipe.....and use it as a weapon when you see her armed with petrol
When doing pocha....leave some areas of floor wet....when saasu maa slips....she'll walk less frequently.
If Saasu insists on artery-clogging fatty food....why stop her? Help her out ...pile on the ghee! (wink wink)
Spit on samosas before serving. Tell her she's too fat. Maybe she'll stop eating.
^ The above tips are meant in good humor. Please get serious help.