Phir haar gaye manhoos log? Mein to kehta hoon, SAMI ko bulao Pakistan sey! AREY HAAN, SAHIH SUNA AAPNAY! SAMI KO PAKAR KAY WAPIS BULAO! Abhi aur isi waqat, mein to kehta hoon. Meri baat maan kay, aaj raat ki flight mein bitha do bachay ko. Pehley hee bula lena chahiyey tha is masoom ko. Kitna bola mein nay. Kitna bola tha. Koi sunta hai yahan per bhala? Mein nay sub kay kaan mein baat daalee thee kay yaar ab us becharay ko bula lo, bore ho raha hoga Pakistan mein. Aakhir wahan rakha bhi kiya hai. Hain? Mohallay ki larkiyaan is becharay ki zulfon ko ghoor ghoor kar kahin pagal-khanay naa chali gayi hoon! Haye, haye, eik hee to ladlaa hai mera. Us masoom ko bhi tum kumbukhton nay khirki sey bahir phainkaa hua hai. Koi phone shone karey yaar, woh jo PCB wala banda hai naa…Kiya naam hai bhala uska…Haan haan wohi…Woh usko phone kar kay bolo yaar Sami ko aaj hee aaj plane mein bitha dey.
- Finally gets up from the musalla after an hour’s worth of lengthy prayers *
*Arey, *shoot. I pressed the Submit button again.
