A Singh went to the beach. He just was about to go to sleep when a woman passed by and asked, ‘Are you relaxing?’ Now because this Singh was not very clever, he replied, ‘No you have the wrong person!’ Another man had come by and asked him the same question, and he replied just as before. Another four people had asked the same question, all in vain, and he got frustrated and moved to another spot. Along his way he met another Singh, so he went up to him and asked him, ‘Are you relax-singh?’ This man was more educated and bright so he replied, ‘Yes i am relaxing.’ Upon hearing this, the first Singh got angry and slapped the other Singh and said. ‘You stupid man, you are here and everyone is asking me if i am relax-singh.’
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Well, the true story is "Harrasing" (Hera Singh). I dont know when it actually happened but apparently I was told it happened in late 50s or early 60s.
A Singh was stopped by two police men in a park in London. They asked him,
Police: What are u doing?
Singh: I am Harrasing (Hera Singh).
Police: What ?
Singh: I am Harrasing (Hera Singh).
Police: Well in that case, you have to go to Police station with us.
They took him to Police station & after half an hour of struggle they realised that singh only knows one sentence in English "I am Harrasing". A Translator was called who explained to them, he is saying "I am Hera Singh". Mr. Singh was released & given taxi fare to home.
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