ARE YOU RELAXING ?

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK. A lady came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?” Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No, me Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on his face and said “Idiot, Sab tere Ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai.” (Translation … Idiot everyone is looking for you there and you are relaxing here!!!)

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The Lone Ranger…

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Owner of Mehkama-e-Sharafat
**Rude Boyz Rulez
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA......i havent laughed this much since....since....since...dunno!..hehehe..thanx yaar

old joke but still funny

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old but funny

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i don’t remember where did i read this before but it is good
oldie but goodie

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“One eyed King in the land of the blind.”

LOLZ

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Rude Boyz Rulez

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I read it at gupshup in year 2000


~KABHI TORNA NA KISI KEY DIL KO~
~BARI NAZUK SI CHEEZ YEH HOTA HAE~
~KABHI PHOOLUN KO TUM NEY DEKHA HAE?~
~KUCH INHI KEY JAESA HOTA HAE~
~ANMOOL BHI KEH SAKTEY HO DIL KO~
~PAR SAB KEY PASS YEH HOTA HAE~
~KABHI ANSOO NA BEHNEY KI SURAT MEIN~
~YEH DIL HI TO HAE JO ROTA HAE~

I had posted this earlier. ANyway its worth reading. Good one.

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i love sardar jokes they crack me up

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|^Sum might remember me, others WANT to know me!^

heeeee heeeee

was new to me...

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