Are you cousins are annoying too ???
like mine are… 
Last night i was sleeping .. it was about i think 2O’clock or 3 … my Cell phone rang… turnnnnnnnn … turnnnnnnn…
Offcourse itni raat ko phone aye tu koi bi frusty ho sukta hy .. kehir Mein ny phone uthaya and here is our conversion between me and my cousin…
Me : * tuhri gussa tuhri worried * Hello
Woh : Hello , 
NOOR mein Ali bol raha hon..
Me : 
jee phermaiay !! ( tuhri se rude zada nahi bus turhi see )
Woh : App kon bol rehein hein? 
Me : (ab kuch gussay mein kay abi tu kud bolein hein kay Noor mein bol raha hon ab kud hi) Mein NOOR bol rahi hon * stupid kahein ka * uff !
Woh : oh acha NOOR , :roman: tu mein kon bol raha hon ??
Mein : 
App Ali bahi bol rahein hein.. ( mujhe ye nahi kehna chahiay tha mein neened mein thi shayed is liya werna )
Woh : tumhein kesay puta kay mein Ali bol raha hon . phone mein nay kia hy na NOOR. you should ask first kay kon bol raha hy .. kia puta mein Ali nah hon koi aur hon tu ..
Mein : ( juldi juldi kay ab bus bund kero, khatum kero, dafa keroo ) Kon bol rehein hein app??
Woh : * frusty2 * abi tu mein kaha tha . abi tu tum ko butia kay NOOR mein Ali bol raha hon . pher wahee poch rahi hon .. kitni strange , hein ajj kul ki larkiyan.. 
He laughed and mere ankhoon mein ansoon .. gussay say ansoon … khushi kay ansoon tu sunein ho gay kabi gussay kay ansoon sunein hein… i simply cut the phone .. aur phere mujhe neend nahi aaee i was on my bed and watching things asey he fazool. kay us stupid , serious type kay business man ka ajj kia dmaagh karab hogia hy??. after 5 mins he called again.. and i picked up i was going to kill him . halo he said NOOR if i were you thein i were never pick up the phone … * laughing like mad *
" i am gonna tell to Papa about this all you nonsense Ali bahi "
And simply cut the phone again , and turned it off 
.. welldone ali …
