Are you a consultant or a prostitute....

Are you a prostitute or a consultant?


You work very odd hours.

You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.

You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money.

You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.

You charge by the hour but your time can be extended for the right
price.

You are not proud of what you do.

Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.

It’s difficult to have a family.

You have no job satisfaction.

If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client.

You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.

People ask you, “What do you do?” and you can’t explain it.

Your family hardly recognizes you at reunions (at least the reunions
you attend.)

Your friends have distanced themselves from you and you’re left
hanging with only other “professionals.”

Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.

Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they
get for the money.

Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or BMWs.

Your pimp encourages drinking and you become addicted to drugs to
ease the pain.

You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the
client is foolish enough to pay it’s not your problem.

When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking
like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to Friday PM).

You are rated on your “performance” in an excruciating ordeal.

Even though you get paid the big bucks, it’s the client who walks
away smiling.

The client always thinks your “cut” of your billing rate is higher
than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.

When you deduct your “take” from your billing rate, you constantly
wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp.

Everyday you wake up and tell yourself, “I’m not going to be doing
this stuff the rest of my life.”.


VERY TRUE ISNT IT!!!

Re: Are you a consultant or a prostitute....

wow...very true indeed.. lol...i love the first two sentences... and hahaha :D last one too..

cant really tell what u talking about...whether its connsultant or a prostitute...seriously its hard to tell....:D

Re: Are you a consultant or a prostitute…

So this is wat they teach at Business schools? :hoonh:

Re: Are you a consultant or a prostitute....

Damn this was so true. I feel like a ...umm...eh...errr.. contractor.

Re: Are you a consultant or a prostitute....

sara516------> waTS A baruch????

Re: Are you a consultant or a prostitute....

Baruch is a business-centered college here

Re: Are you a consultant or a prostitute…

then y the hell do people spend so much money on Business colleges when they can have the same everything wid no education..? :hehe:

Re: Are you a consultant or a prostitute....

maybe cause the environment is better!!

Re: Are you a consultant or a prostitute....

Why didn't this come out in the 40/50's when all the movies wree about guys falling in love with Prostitutes, they could have easily taken them home to meet the parents and introduced them as consultants :)......... nevermind its still not that late, any of you who still thinks that they can't take their gals home to meet the family and rishta wishta its still a good option, introduce them as consultants, if the family is very nosey yo u can be more specific and call them physiotherapists... :)

Re: Are you a consultant or a prostitute....

uggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh.. dat was Sickkkkkkkk.......... mywish...
y wud be bringing prostitutes to our home

Re: Are you a consultant or a prostitute…

All I want to ask is where did you get all this info on Pimp Prostitute relationship…:hoonh:

Re: Are you a consultant or a prostitute....

both. :D :p

Re: Are you a consultant or a prostitute…

Good thinking…so u r ur own manager .

Re: Are you a consultant or a prostitute....

hahahaa... that was funnyy sarooo