Two weeks ago was my 38th birthday
and I wasn’t feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be Pleasant and say “Happy Birthday” and probably a present for me.
Forget “Happy Birthday”, She didn’t even say “Good Morning”. I thought, “Well, that’s wives for you, the children will remember.”
Children came in to breakfast and didn’t say a word.
I started to the office I was feeling pretty low. As I walked into My office my secretary, Janet, said, “Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday.”
And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.
I worked until noon.
Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside and it’s your birthday, let’s go to lunch, just you and me.”
I said, "By God, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day.
Let’s go." We went to lunch. We didn’t go where we normally go, We went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it’s such a beautiful day. We don’t need to go back to the office, do we?
"I said, “No, I guess not.” She said, “Let’s go to my apartment.” After arriving at her apartment she said, “Boss, if you don’t mind, I think I’ll go for change.”
“Sure,” I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, She came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And there I sat on the sofa…
…NAKED .
