A man spoke frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant
and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this
her first child?” the doctor asked. “No!” the man shouted,
“This is her husband!”
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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving
to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe
trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is winning
Very Good.
I am empowered with what makes sense!!!!