Are there any differences between British Pakistani's and Pakistani Americans?

Sara516 · May 7, 2013, 2:15am

Re: Are there any differences between British Pakistani’s and Pakistani Americans?

I, a representative member of the United Kingdom of Great Britain, offer our profuse apologies for the birth of *One Direction. *We in error of judgement didn’t realise the world would have to witness the birth of five atrociously talented boys. We are aware we should have taken better precautions and it was clearly an intelligence failure. I have spoken to the director of MI5 and he has assured me that the agency will do everything in their power to stop an absolute disaster of a pop group ever being formed again. Certain protocols are in place to ensure our allies and international friends feel safe and we hope they can forgive us. We also want our friends to know we are also the same people who gave the world Led Zeppelin-the greatest band ever.

Regards,

UK’s world ambassador

CEO1.

p.s We have legislated a new terror bill which literally allows Her Majesty’s government to charge/convict/hold in detention indefinitely any person/s who is a threat to the UK in any shape, way or form. All options are on the table.

I mean seriously, The wanted AND 1D? What’s the difference?!?!?!!!