Are Desi women different?

[Straight_up]

@queer

here are some sure-fire tips to attract desi women.

always wear a gulaab ka phool on your shirt’s breast pocket. leave the first two buttons of your shirt open. spray some cologne on your wrists and rub em to your cheeks. always laugh in guffaws. pretend as if you have an imaginary moustache that reaches your ears and constantly massage it when talking to her. if she laughs at anything you say, wink at her asap. bachhi hansi, bachhi phansi.

good luck, jaanaan.

Dude, the kind of desi girl who he’d attract this way would be over-the-top-one-in-a-billion!