Aqaal Baari kay......

A group of girls in a class at some school were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they went out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they’re falling off the ladders, ropping the tape measures - the whole thing was just a mess. An intelligent student comes along, sees what they’re trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the girls and walked away.
After the genius guy had gone, one girl turned to another and laughed. “Isn’t that just like a dumb man? We’re looking for the height and he gives us the length!”

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Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

human Nature… Apni baat aaaye tu hum kahtay hain

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