Application Form For Election Candidates

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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  1. Name of Candidate : _______________________
  2. Present Address
    (i) Name of Jail : _______________________
    (ii) Cell Number : _______________________
  3. Political Party : _______________________ (List ONLY the Last Five parties in a chronological order)
  4. Sex: ]
    A - Male
    B - Female
    C - Mayawati
  5. Nationality: ]
    A - Italian
    B - Indian
  6. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
    A - Defected
    B - Expelled
    C - Bought out
    D - None of above
    E - All of above
  7. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
    A - To make money
    B - To escape court trial
    C - To grossly misuse power
    D - To serve the public
    E - I have no clue (if you choose "D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized Government Psychiatrist)
  8. How many years of public service experience do you possess?
    A - 1-2 yrs
    B - 2-6yrs
    C - 6-15yrs
    D - 15+yrs
  9. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many additional sheets as you want)
  10. How many years have you spent in Jail? ] (Do not confuse with question 8)
    A - 1-2 years
    B - 2-6 years
    C - 6-15 years
    D - 15+years
  11. Are you involved in any financial scams? ]
    A - Why not
    B - Of Course
    C - Definitely
    D - I deny it all
    E - I see a foreign hand.
  12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? ]
    A - 100-500 Crores
    B - 500-1000 Crores
    C - Overflow… (Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)
  13. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? ]
    A - No
    B - No
    C - No
    D - No
  14. Describe your achievements in space provided: [_________]
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Re: Application Form For Election Candidates

this must be 6-7 years old, read it many years ago. I like in the end.

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