APPLICATION FOR PRIME MINISTER

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**ELECTION

  1. NAME OF CANDIDATE…

  2. PRESENT ADDRESS…

A) NAME OF JAIL…

B) CELL NUMBER…
(IF NOT IN JAIL,ATTACH PROOF OF
RESIDENCE)
C) IF ABROAD THEN ALSO WRITE ZIP-CODE…

  1. POLITICAL PARTY…

    (LIST ONLY THE LAST FIVE PARTIES IN THE
    CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER)
    1…
    2…
    3…
    4…
    5…

  2. SIZE OF PARTY

    A) MYSELF
    B) ME AND MY FAMILY
    C) ENOUGH TO OCCUPY A TONGA

  3. SEX

    A) MALE
    B) FEMALE
    C) BENAZIR
    D) ‘‘GENERAL’’(ANY)

  4. REASON FOR LEAVING THE PARTY(CIRCLE ONE OR
    MORE.

    A) DEFECTED
    B) EXPELLED
    C) BOUGHT OUT
    D) ALL OF ABOVE

  5. REASONS FOR CONTESTING ELECTIONS(CIRCLE ONE OR MORE)

    A. TO MAKE MONEY
    B. TO ESCAPE COURT TRIAL
    C. TO GROSSLY MISUSE POWER
    D. TO SERVE THE PUBLIC
    E. I HAVE NO CLUE

IF YOU CHOOSE ‘D’ ATTACH CERTIFICATE OS SANITY FROM A RECOGONIZED VERY WELL KNOWN PSYCHIATRIST)

  1. HOW MANY YEARS OF PUBLIC CORRUPTION EXPERIENCE DO YOU POSSESS

    A. 1-2 YEARS
    B. 2-6 YEARS
    C. 6-15 YRS
    D. 15+ YEARS

  2. GIVE DETAILS OF BEST CRIMINAL CASES PENDING AGAINST YOU

    (RESTRICT UPTO BEST 5..ATTACH A SEPERATE
    SHEET)

  3. HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU SPENT IN JAIL

    A. 1-2 YEARS
    B. 2-6 YEARS
    C. 6-15 YEARS
    D. 15 +++

  4. ARE YOU INVOLVED IN ANY FINANCIAL SCAM ?

    A. WHY NOT
    B. OF COURSE
    C. DEFINITELY
    D. IDENTIFY IT ALL
    E. SEE A FOREIGN HAND

12 WHAT IS YOUR ANNUAL CORRUPTION INCOME ?

A. 10-15  CRORES
B. 50-100 CRORES
C. OVERFLOW
( CONVERT ALL YOUR $ EARNING FROM HAWALA       ETC TO RUPEES)

  1. DO YOU HAVE ANY DEVELOPMENTAL PLANS FOR THE COUNTRY IN MIND ?

    A. NO
    B. NO
    C. NO
    D. NO
    E. ALL THE ABOVE

                     THUMB IMPRESSION**

dil..dilseee..dil to akhir dil hai na

[This message has been edited by dilse (edited April 05, 2000).]

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Namaste Dilse
Seems like you have ran out of hatred-laden ammo in the Political arena of GupShup and seeked refuge here in the General section. Well, you can run but you can’t hide

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[This message has been edited by outlaw (edited April 05, 2000).]

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*outlaw *..salam
yar this has nothing to do with political,it is just a joke and for fun...as far as taking refuge..i am in everybodys dil.. :):);) :):)

dil..dilseee

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ohhh dammm

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I cannot apply for this post

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(no experience)
man

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I cann’t afford to lose it man

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dilse bhaya, parchee chalay gee :wink: nazrana wagera :wink:

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Live From- Dayara-e-Ghair

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Dilse Yar, what Outlaw meant to say was that there are lots of folks in Political Section who can qualify to be PM of Pakistan. You misunderstood him.

The most important criterion for being PM of Pakistan is that you have to be an idiot. I am sorry, but you have to revise your application.

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NYA, I partially disagree. Most of the contributors of Political Gup-Shup are non-muslims, therefore they are inelligible to hold Pakistani premiership.
I do agree with you on the notion that one has to be an idiot to become Pakistani premier. Hanging of ZAB , and today's Nawaz Sharif conviction proves that this lust of power just ain't worth it. I'ld rahter be climbing a rock face or flying than stinkin' in jail.

[This message has been edited by outlaw (edited April 06, 2000).]

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NYAhmadi...yes sir i did,sorry about it...yes i want to be idiot for a week,will clear all bad evil from there...there are handful of people who is trying to uproot pakistan....the only interest they have is himself and his family... and they are just playing with pakistan.
outlaw sorry yar if i have said anything wrong...

dil..dilsee..dil to akhir dil hai na

[This message has been edited by dilse (edited April 06, 2000).]

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Dilse, I've been misbehaving on Gup-Shup for past couple of weeks, ..Sir, you may ignore my post. Thanks :) :)

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outlaw salaam yar dont worry i know and understand,we are here for fun....aia kia
:):);) :)

dil..dilsee...dil to akhir dil hai na

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given the past record, being prime minister is not a good idea in pakistan. how about being a minister like abdus sattar and make money in this govt. as well as next govt.

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It's better to be a judge.
Take oath under one government. Make money.
Take a new oath under a new rule.
Give the old ruler death penalty or at least life imprisonment if the case comes to you.
Make money.
Take a new oath under yet another ruler.....
live happily.

There is no way to happiness.
Happiness is the way....