Re: Apple is gay. >:(
Apple reminds me of the song “you are the apple of my eyes”. 
@Phattima1:
Khumar is right, you will most probably get a replacement, and that too after a few weeks. So spare yourself the trouble, guys at apple are not stupid, 
I still say, ebay option is the better one. You can always ask a friend to outbid the highest bidder if the price is too low. 