Any funny one liners at someone's Nikah/Wedding Reception?

I am so shy.I am fun loving but just cannot think of the right jokes to say and even when I do come up with something I am too shy to say it. My husband is funny and smarter and I feel left out sometimes. I always wanted to be the chulbuli fun girl but only Allah knows whats wrong with me.

My husband’s sister is getting married soon and we will be attending. Please please send me some funny things to say/do to make the function fun. My Mother in law openly says I am dumb and do not have a sense of humour.She thinks her son is the best since he’s not only smart but also witty.
She once said all I know is how to smile.

I am very upset and want to prove to them that I am not so dumb afterall. I agree I lack wit and humour and thats why I am here begging you guys to help me out.
I am going to be the main young lady from the house at this shaadi, so I just cannot be boring.

Thanks
Shazee

Re: Any funny one liners at someone's Nikah/Wedding Reception?

Read lots of jokes and satire online and book form and in no time you will be able to tickle everybody's funny bone, even dead people will laugh and wake up from death.

Re: Any funny one liners at someone's Nikah/Wedding Reception?

it really depends on the situation, i am also shy, but i can be the funniest girl in the crowd at times. read jokes, recall ur husband's witty remarks on different occasions, i am sure you can use them well since you have heard them and have seen the response. good luck :)

Re: Any funny one liners at someone's Nikah/Wedding Reception?

and i am thinking something else here...shazee check ur private msgs

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hahahahaha what a loser i agree with your mother in law

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**Kitney b funny ho jao

Saasu Maa betey ko hi best bolein gi**

:hehe:

nyc joke

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Do you guys have any sense of humanity? :naraz:

Re: Any funny one liners at someone’s Nikah/Wedding Reception?

watch the character of saima chaudhart frm dolly ki aiegee baraaaaat … :cb:

please tension mat lo mai hoon na ..:sunnyboy:

Re: Any funny one liners at someone's Nikah/Wedding Reception?

:(