No prettey pictures, no twist of words.. no dares nothing
I will talk to you guys heart to heart with samina pirrzadah.. opps where did samina come in
ahem.. ok… so without any further delay… my speech is:---------------
My dear fellow Cafe` Guppies and all other forum members (including aunties in Life 1 forum too )…
As you know, the time has come to stop the injustice in the world of internet and specially in the forum of Cafe in Gupshup, I am here to provide me services to all of you
Here is my manshoor meaning Agenda:
I shall make two sticky threads… one for male one for female - the nature of the threads will be decided later
I shall approach ehsan unkil to open two Meternity Forums - one of males, one for female
I shall campaign to get approval for the use of 16 smilies per post … 8 for males and 8 for females
I shall seek an approval for the minimum number of consecutive posts be changed from TWO to TEN.. 5 for males, 5 for females…
Rest laters…
AQ ko Vote dau
MazloomoN kaa saathi
aap kaa apnaa
Intikhaabi Nishaan
Shaheen
EDIT: Audio of Presidential Campaign Speech added HERE
Hey given the fact that I am just a normal saa maamooli saa, maasoom saa, shareef saa, kamzor saa, laachaar aur majboor saa Guppy:LB: I think I am doing great even if I lose, I am the best
where did samina come in 
)…
away ga bhi away gaa… apna unkil away gaa 
