Why are married women heavier than single women?
Answer: Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
Answer: A widow.
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Answer: The bonds mature.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Answer: So men can remember them.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Answer: We don’t know; it has never happened.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
Answer: They all already have boyfriends.
Man says to God: “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”
God says: “So you would love her.” “But God,” the man says, “why did you make her so dumb?” God says: "So she would love you.
Don’t upset me…!!
I’m running out of places to hide the bodies!