Ant and elephant jokes-merged

Once an ant whispered something to Elephant. The elephant fainted right away. What did she whisper?

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“main tumhare bachay ki maan bananay waali hoon”…

Hehehehe… dentonic wale ad ke bander ki tarha hansta hai :hehe:

:hehe:…Khanzada saaab .. bunder was involved too…hmmmm

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Khan Bhai: :smash: har baat bataane wali nahin hoti na! :stuck_out_tongue:

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you know what? the ant seems really horny. :D

An ant and an elephant - Joke 2

Once an ant and an elephant were driving a motor bike. Ant was driving and elephant was sitting behind her. Unfortunately, they had an accident. Elephant had severe injuries but ant didn't even get a bruise.

Why????

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bhai ant nay helmet jo pehni huee thee .....

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first there was this and now the ant :eek:

what is this elephant up to???

Trust a man to get a lil lady into trouble

zakiahmed, u seem to be obsessed with ants and elephants....whats ur story.....

An ant and an elephant - joke 3

Once an ant and an elephant were playing hide and seek....

Ant had hidden herself behind an Imam who was leading prayers in a mosque, thinking elephant would never be able to find her. However, as she was thinking this, elephant found her without any difficulty.

HOW???

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Elephant saw ant's shoes outside the mosque....

Very rhetorical! Intelligent Elephant...