Answering machine 1 :
Thank you for calling Soviet Embassy. No KG… Er, no diplomats are able to answer phone, so at sound of capitalist tone, leave name, telephone number, and short description of secrets you wish to sell .
Answering machine 2:
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone, you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message.
Answering machine 3:
Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I’ll be
right with you.
Answering machine 4:
This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what and we’ll get back you-know-when.
Answer machine 5:
Hi, I am a machine. Why do you hate talking to me? I never hurt anyone. Can we talk after the beep?
Answer machine 6:
Oh my, my life is so boring as an answering machine. My owners life
is so much better & that’s why they’re not here. All I can say is leave me a message and I’ll THINK about giving it to the owners.
Feel free to add any more weird answering machine messages of your own…
