[Answer the Questions]
Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”
Student: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”
Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.
George: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: George!
Teacher: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Willy: Me!
Teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
Tommy: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Ellen: I is…
Teacher:: No, Ellen. Always say, “I am.”
Ellen: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Son: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father: No. Why do you ask that?
Son: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one
is blue with red spots!
Kirk: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of thesame at home.
At a church school gathering, one little old lady approached a cute 5-year-old girl and asked her where she got her good looks.
“I musta got 'em from my Daddy,” said the little girl, “'cause Mommy’s still got hers.”
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