A guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.
One day, he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself, “It’s not
a ship.”
The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, It’s not a
boat."
The speck gets even closer and he thinks, “It’s not a raft.”
Then, out of the surf comes a gorgeous woman, wearing a wet
suit and scuba gear.
She comes up to the guy and says, “How long has it been since you’ve
had a nice meal?” “Ten years!”, he says. She reaches over and unzips
a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out kebob role. He takes it and says, “Man, oh man! Is that good!”
Then she asks, “How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarrette?”
He replies, “Ten years!” She reaches over, unzips her
waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a pack of cigarrette
and gives it to him. He takes it and says, “Wow, that’s fantastic!”
Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front
of her wet suit and she says to him, “And how long has it been since
you’ve had some REAL fun?”
And the man replies, “My God! Don’t tell me that you’ve got golf
clubs in there!”
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