“Panjab News” gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks; Sardarji how did it happen?
Sardar:
oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ka wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ke shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ke gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.
correspondent :
Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.
Sardar:
oye nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par char gaya.
If sardars are really stupid then how come Punjab is the best state in India. how come u never see a sikh beggar or a sikh rickshaw-puller on the streets of india
and if hindus are really that intelligent then how come india was ruled by foriegners for more then 800 yrs.
The truth is that an average sardar is more intelligent and more well-off than the average indian. U can research that yourself
