One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly
deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then
came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified. On the
next Railway station the driver was caught : He was found to be a
Sardar . He was questioned . He explained that there was a man
standing on the tracks and he was not moving from there even
after lots of honks etc .
Then authorities questioned : Sardarji are you mad! just to save
life of one person you put life of so many passengers under
danger.You should have overran that person .
Sardar said : Exactly, that is what i also decided, but this
idiot started running towards the field when the train came very
close.
I had a life, now I have computer and a modem