There were these two sardaaars who never got along with each other. So one day one of them went up to the other one and said,
“I know I’ve never really been nice to you and stuff so I wanna make it upto you. Why don’t you come to my place tonight for dinner?”
The other sardaar was really glad to hear that he had invited him to his house and thus agreed to come.
So at night he went to his house but when he was about to knock on the door he noticed a piece of paper stuck to the door. He totally flipped out 'cuz the paper said: “Ha ha ha
Bana diya na bewacooof.” The sardaar wasn’t even at home. So the one who was invited took a pen and wrote:
“Ha ha ha, main to ayaa hee nahin tha.”
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Hairan Pareshan.
so many sardar jokes. lets move on shall we. here is a start.
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde
sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy
since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied "I'm
blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving."
Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked the
co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to
please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde replied,
"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving." The
co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what to do about
her.
The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle
this." He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's
ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling to
herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?"
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her
that finally convinced her to move from her seat. He said, "I told her the
first class section wasn't going to New York.
Yeah we’re gonna be stuck on the blonde jokes for a week and a half now.
Nice joke by the way.
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Hairan Pareshan.