A Sardarji,a Muslim,a Hindu and an American were flying. Suddenly the plane’s engine goes bad. So everybody is advised to jump. But they realise that there are no parachutes on the plane.Sardar being little bold thinks “saala marna tey haiga, why not try something”. He unties his turban and holds the ends, making it like a ! Parachute, and jumps out.Luckily the idea works and he floats down like on a parachute.
Seeing this, Hindu pandit also opens his dhoti and does the same, he also starts floating. Now Muslim also removes his kurta and does the same and
he too starts floating. Now comes American’s turn. Poor chap is wearing torn Bermudas and a tattered T-shirt. Anyway he also removes them ties evrything up and jumps. But it does not hold and he starts falling very quickly. On the way to the ground he passes the Muslim,who says"Allah tumhari khair kare". Another 1000 feet and he passes the Pandit. Pandit says “Bhagwan tumhari raksha kare”. Falling rapidly, he quickly passes the Sardarji. Sardarji says “accha aey gul eh…race lagani haigi, le phir”…and leaves the turban.
Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room. Jasmeet: “What are you searching for?” Santa: “Hidden cameras!” Jasmeet: “And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?” Santa: “That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying ‘You are watching the Star World
channel’. How does he know that?”
Two Singh went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner. So the two sardars swapped their sandwiches.
Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied “Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, hought … and at last I wrote THUNK!!!”
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch
follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is goingon. “Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar,” he says, " it says here, Answer the following questions in brief’.
A Singh goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, “Mr. Singh, what are you doing?” To this the man replies," Oye, see the board here, “Wash Basin”.