hey i was going thru green aadmi’s webiste and this was a good one…
Hot on the heels of the news on Musharraf’s interest in Shoaib comes…incredible ??
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Musharraf to take personal interest in ONE more Pakistani
by our Musharraf corrrespondent
Islamabad: After the success of his unparalled statesmanship where he has taken time to single out one Pakistani, Shoaib Akhtar, for his bad behaviour off the field - President Musharaff is now reported to be on the verge of taking interest in ONE more person.
This was disclosed to us by unknown sources speaking on the conditions of total anonymity, from an undisclosed location.
When contacted, the Presidents personal spokesman, Major Khalid Khan, made the following statement:
“The President of Pakistan has decided that based on his success at dissuading a Pakistani, Shoaib Akhtar, from immoral acts such as riding bikes and partying all night long…it is high time that he took interest in other Pakistanis as well. He has, thus, decided to take personal interest in ONE more Pakistani, a Mastoora Nazeeran Bibi, who is a resident of Dehli Colony in Karachi. It is hoped that , she too will be dissuaded from immoral acts such as clearing her throat in public and partying all night long…”
**When asked why Mst Nazeeran Bib was chosen from Millions in Pakistan, the spokesman announced that President Musharraf will not be shedding his uniform in the near future and that all the rest were losers. **
Reaction around the country and especially in Dehli Colony , Karachi was mixed. Whereas some openly cheered the personal interest of the President in ONE more person in the country, the fruit vendor community, of which Mst Nazeeran is an active member of, declined to comment except for a short statement in which the head of the community, Mullah Khan , reportedly noisly cleared his throat in public and spat phlegm on the street. He is then reported to have proceeded to an all night rave with the rest of his community.
In the political circles, the mood was of anger. Maulana Sher Khan of NWFP summed it all when he said “Why he is still President ? He promised to take off his Wardi and become Nanga but NO - Oh I am so smart, I want to help individuals in Pakistan !!!”. He further added " Whaaat NONsense !"
Our Sports correspondent adds:
Sarfraaz Nawaz, the only other patriotic cricketer ever to serve Pakistan added to the chorus of disbelief when he laid the blame for the current fiasco of choosing Mst Nazeeran Bibi of Dehli Colony, Karachi on none other than Pakistans Foriegn born coach , Bob Woolmer. He stated "Agar meray samnay woh Mota Aiya to may may, Ranee ko bulaoonga !! AHHHHA " ( If I ever see fat guy BW in flesh, I will call my queen bee - AHHHA ?? )
The chairman of selectors, Wasim Bari was also at hand, with Taufeeq Umar on his side - when asked about his comments, he is reported to have turned to Taufeeq and asked "Oi - Tumhay to Australia bheja tha, tum yahan kiya kar rahay ho " ( Didnt we send you to Australia - what are you doing here then ? ) He then broke down and had to be helped to a waiting tanga ( traditional Pakistani horsecart ) for a day out at Mayo hospital , Mental ward.