I am FED up of mine..they live in a small city (a pind) and HAVE to come to Lahore
C’mon now. Is it their fault that they were born in a pind? Some things are hard to control.
to stay over for atleast few days for any or no reason at all..hubby is a DAACTER
**What do you mean by “no reason at all”??? The reason they come all the way to Lahore with such eager hearts is to see the DAACTER. And you say there’s no reason. Hmph.
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and all of his extended family including the bahu of chachi ki phoopi ki nand ki behn has to come over for a ‘check-up’ even if they have problems with passing a stool 
**A healthy family is a happy family. Inability to pass a turd can be indicative of a variety of serious health problems. **
They have stupid and jaahil living habits of spitting into bins
Uffo…I’ve seen people who spit on the floor. And worse yet…people who spit at others. The bin is so much more polite.
never trying to take off shoes on carpets
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Perhaps they don’t want to offend you with foot odor.**
sitting with their feet on the sofa and chair
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Aaaw, that’s so sweet. See, they’re trying so hard not to soil your carpet.**
burping aloud,
To quote Shrek: “Better out than in I say.” It shows that they’re grateful for the good food you’ve provided.
blowing nose in a washroom
Would you rather they blow their nose in front of you???
with strange noises that all my neighbours can hear and a lot more!
Tut Tut Tut. Koi haal nahin. Why can’t neighbors mind their own business? Do they not have a life…if they’ve nothing better to do than to eavesdrop on bathroom behaviors. Chi chi chi.
AND they have to eat homemade roti,3 atleast, for each meal
Put flaxseed powder in their roti to help them pass stools more easily. Now, is it really their fault that they don’t eat burgers and pizza and processed foods 3 times a day? Homemade roti is always betta than processed roti. **Roti contains fiber…if they get fiber three times a day…they should pass stool easily.
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I have 6 of them over my place right now and i feel like poisoning them..
**Only 6 of them? You make it sound like the whole pind is lounging at your place. Don’t poison them. Otherwise one of them might sue the DAACTER husband for malpractice.
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