A guy has a celery sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other, and a banana up his nose. He goes to the doc and asks him if he knows what’s wrong. The doc says, ‘Well, for one thing, you’re not eating right.’
ROFTL!
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~yeh noor ke sholay uthtay hain, mera hee dil garmanay ko
jo bijli ufak main chamki hai, chamki hai mere taRpanay ko~
Apnay akailay pan ka main kis say gila karoon
Jis ko bhi murh kay daikha woh tanhayOon maiN hay~
HEHEHEHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA........LOL