Don’t you notice whenever you’re sick, no matter who knows, upon finding out they say “Ah, Must be that bug that’s going around” What are you a god damn doctor? Not only that, the real doctors say that too! So this is what I want to know, Who is the bug, and what does he do? Is it always the same bug? Wouldn’t he (or she for all those enlightened feminists) get tired? I mean he’s always all over the place. I had the bug, and when I called my family 3 hours away, some of them had the bug too. I don’t know what this is supposed to mean other than that the bugs are controlling us. It’s never just one bug, that’s what they get you to think. There are thousands of bugs out there ready to launch their final campaigne agaisnt the human race. This is the plan, from my understanding the bugs like the smell of french toast. I don’t know why, they just do. This is the deal, we make a bunch of french toast, and no that weird french toast cereal doesn’t count, it just tastes like syrup flavoured cardboard. Anyone who likes that cereal should be in prison. Anyways, we get the french toast on a really, really big frying pan. We lure in all the bugs and bam! we turn on the really really big oven and problem solved. Call it genocide if you like. I call it the Solution.
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find the solution fast or u'll be bugged off in no time.LOOL
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very funny :p
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LOLOL hahahahah
hey are you talking about "french toast crunch"...lol that does taste pretty nasty.
Well you see my doctor he's a really smart guy and he's skinny and he's indian and he took trigonometry at age 10 and whatnot. anyways, he explained to me that "the bug" is actually a codename for this one guy who's friends with this other guy, who's older brother invents diseases which he massively projects out to the humans via email, lollipops, and yes, french toast.
Yea, that's how it's done. Get your facts straight, Cressi.