..:: Anonymous Lota Bandit ::..

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Re: ..:: Anonymous Lota Bandit ::..

@phatima1

Amazingly enough, the age of the shoe-stealing in musjids throughout the world has greatly decreased. But, with the downfall of one evil, another always arises…

I was in the bathroom stall in our musjid, minding my own business (or ‘tending to’ my own business, if you will). I reached down for the lota, when all of a sudden, a skinny brown hand creeped out from the neighboring stall and snatched the lota away from me! Shocked, I scratched my head and after a few moments of contemplation, I realized that I was screwed. The Lota Bandit flushed the toilet and swaggered on out of the bathroom. It was only until my good friend, Asma, came to my rescue shortly afterwards, as I noticed her by her shoes. She filled up the lota with paani for me, being the sweetheart she is, and I was freed from captivity.

The End.

P.S. If I ever find out who’s skinny brown hand that was, I swear I’m gonna sue.

…phati is really back:blush: with full fun stories from her exciting life