A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our sixth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. After 75 years, I must know: Did he have a different father?”
The wife looks down at the table and confesses, “Yes. Yes, he did.”
The old man asks, “Who was the father?”
The old woman looks down again and says, “You.”
