The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
“I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning,with beer on your breath, and lipstick on your collar?”
“There is,” he replied. “I’d like some breakfast.”
Wah....I like this guy...I guess he has realised that a true role of a woman is to be bare foot....tied to the kitchen sink and pregnant every year....however the only bit I did'nt like in this Joke was when she snarled...plz....she is a woman ...she should have begged and asked...
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Originally posted by He_Devil:
**Wah....I like this guy...I guess he has realised that a true role of a woman is to be bare foot....tied to the kitchen sink and pregnant every year....however the only bit I did'nt like in this Joke was when she snarled...plz....she is a woman ...she should have begged and asked...
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Hw old is this guy??? 5???
All things cometh to HE who waiteth.
As long as HEworketh hard while HEwaiteth!!
three monkeys escaped from zoo & the security started searching for them.after n hr the 1 was found drinking pepsi the second was found eating burger & the third one was found READING THIS SIGNATURE!