I was going through call notes while doing a QA and came across the following notes left by an agent on a persons account.
I dont know if the agent was drunk, stoned or simply an idiot 
Try to see if you can figure out what she is actually trying to say..
Re: And they dont like desis because..
no idea
he needs to bk to grade 2 , and d sum spelling tests
Re: And they dont like desis because..
1 - tried factory reset
2 - ?
3 - ?
4 - back
Re: And they dont like desis because..
hmmm... yeah sounds about rite..
looks like this agent has some big fat fingers and gps parameters are messed
Re: And they dont like desis because..
he has an urdu soul in him. He tried to spell the word the way they sound.
I know this girl very educated she use to write
"I could of told you"
instead of
"I could have told you"
Re: And they dont like desis because..
no comements :hinna:
Re: And they dont like desis because..
@ confused
Factory reset is right.
I still havent figured out what she means by ‘cloke’
She spelt Dromant Lockout as Dornant Kockout 
Re: And they dont like desis because..
cloke could be locked
Re: And they dont like desis because..
Yeah m2k is right, cloke is locked, i.e. from the dormant lockout.
Re: And they dont like desis because..
You know I’ve spent 5 hours trying to figure that out
Re: And they dont like desis because..
Adra.. if you cannot understand Melbourne dialect .. that is your problem ...
why are you making fun of poor ausies
Re: And they dont like desis because..
you know you are right, they are weirdos down in melbourne
Re: And they dont like desis because..
Re: And they dont like desis because..
5 hours?
Where do you think that puts you in comparison to this tech… *slightly *above. 
Re: And they dont like desis because..
Excellent point
Re: And they dont like desis because..
what a waffle ? Ardo babe i dont see a point for this argy bargy.. no point walloping these Taswegians or Sandgropers....
Quit your job and start working at a waterhole again.. Dont be an ankle biter :D Veg out Bachay :)