…to all the brokers at the Karachi stock exchange on their great act of pulling out of the market last Friday before the great crash on Monday… Ummm…certainly when you see their long faces and talks of “smaaall investors”, you nearly expect them to see living behind the great lyari bridge, in a downtrodden state with a future which looks as bleak as their improvisation of forced English on CNBC Pakistan…
But hey…wait a minute……isnt the chap who is so ruefully talking about the great small investor loss that has been caused by the market crash the same guy who bought a 3.5 million “Gai” just two months back?..or take this other kingpin, who looks like he woke up in a tub of Brylcream (the way his hair is so neatly greased…my GOD sandy…who does this for you every morning?) parrotising the same ol sorry arse excuse he doles out year after year when the market crashes…
Wow guys, hands out to you. First you take the market to an unrealistic levels, than play on inside information and pull out well before the market crashes, and then have the gall (or the lack of another thing which rhymes with “gall”) to blabber nonsense about how investors get greedy in a “I told you so” tone.
Get real for God sake…Investors are mostly dumb…Okay?..and they only play on the advice of the brokers who charge them a commission…and puh leeeze…dont play the sorry retarded barney routine by saying you warned them in advance…i mean dont tell me you came running to me saying “chee whiz there would be a crash soon…do you wanna take your money out or like watch it vanishing faster than the thick slice of onion i eat for dinner every day?”..and i said “yeah..as a kid I always liked the “Gemini man” and wont I love to see a magician act….yayyyyyy”…jeez…
My advice to you all who have invested at the KSE and have not yet pulled out…Don’t panic okay?..we bet on you panicking and selling off your investments at a low price which we gleefully give it back to you after we pull the market up…Surprised?..Dont be…that’s how we make money…sucks innit?..too bad cause we aint your mommy who would cuddle you and rock you to sleep even if you are hollering your arse out cause you didnt get the toy you wanted at the supermarket…we are here to make money…loads of it…..doesnt matter if you lost out…hey we would win it back to you…interested?..wanna double or quit?..make up your loss…?..yeah i see the twinkle in your eye…now where would you pay your debit balance huh?..dont put in more cash…..we would make it for you..hell you dont even need the money to take delivery…we would do that for you…only charge a miserly 24% per annum for that…lets play ball…l
There is a sucker born every minute…
and before any of you thinks I am a sorry arse investor like you who lost out in this crash…my god stella you are so wrong…I didn’t…infact I made a good return cause I was sitting on cash…..and well here comes the punch line…..I am also a broker…only someone who has the balls to say what he feels like cause I don’t wanna see all of you John Q’s losing out your pocket money in this great casino we call the stock market….and when I am out this lousy mood that I am in…..i would even give you a tip on a great stock…but only if there are any takers….i feel in a generous mood you see…
I am out of the house…for the time being…
