A University of Alabama football player was visiting a rel-
ative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party
and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a
conversation with the line, “Where do ya’ll go ta’school?”
The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his
grammar or southern drawl, but answered his question anyway,
“Yale,” she replied.
The UA student took a big, deep breath and shouted, “WHERE
DO YA’LL GO TA’SCHOOL!?”