that you were looking for
(If I say no - would you be kind enough to walk out with me and find it out, even though it might take half an hour, to hell with all the other people who were standing in line behind me)
Will you be using our card and
(You think I am from Shikarpur and just because you are smiling at me, I would say yes yes yes please please make TWO not one, card RIGHT NOW )
Would you like to apply for one and get discount
(O Bibi tairaa kakh na raway - maireeee jind chaddd day hooND)
etc etc.
And it totally ticks me off
Listen lady (or girl or whatever) the BEST thing you can do for me right now
is to scan the stuff - on the double and let me out of here
thats the standard conversation, at all the superstores and dept. stores
why the hell do they do this socializing and marketing at the check out counter
abay nahi yar
khoopRee ghoom jati hay kabhi kabhi
banday ko koi kaam hay - ZOOR KAA AA RAHA HAY
aur udhar woo khatoon hain kay jaan hi nahi chooR raheeN
)
and let me out of here
sing a song for thm
