and and elephant part 3

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Once upon a time theres these two ants walking. One of them had a bit to drink so he was kinda tipsy. On the way they spot an elephant. The tipsy ant feels like picking a fight with the elephant. The other ant goes dude are you crazy? Theres no way in the world you can take him! So the other ant goes..

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Dude! He’s alone and we’re two! Sure we can take on him!

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Re: and and elephant part 3

error.............plzzz delete

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nice riposte ;) These ant and elephant jokes are getting to me a bit.

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:rotfl: ohh man i love ant n elephant jokes

post more :smiley:

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nice try!

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this theme sounds so common now..

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hahahahahaahaha LOL they outnumber him TWICE! :rotfl: ohh that’s rich, cheegum bhai …did you make that one up yourself?! :rotfl: niceee i like :phati:

Where do u see yourself in 20 years time?
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another elephant and ant joke

a she-ant constantly pursues a elephant saying 'i want to marry you' ...after days elephant gives up and says why do you want to marry me...she says 'main tumhare bachche ki maan banne wali hun'

another
an ant sees a elephant bathing in a pond , it goes to the shore and says...baahar nikal...elephant says why...ant says...tu nikal to sahi...elephant acqueisces somehow and comes out...when he comes out...ant says - ok now go back...elephant is infuriated he says 'kya mazaak hai...agar mazaak tha to main tumhe kuchal doonga'....ant sheepishly says 'mujhe muaaf kar dena...main to bas yeh dekh raha tha ki tumne meri chaddi to nahi pehni hai'

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^ LOL HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHA :rotfl: the second one is just HILARIOUS omggg hahahahah that’s good stuff right there :omg: ohh man.

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...sorry.

I just added this joke, to the first ant & elephant joke. I did'nt know you already said it here.

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This a is Punjabi Joke i heard. Once a Rat is running and Other animals stop him, they ask him why are you running and he say " Yaar Sher Di Bebe Noo Kisni Ched Dita Hai,Sab Noo mere te Shaak Hai"