Ancient sayings

Here are 10 Ancient saying’s
which are been Amended by people of todays world.

  1. Money is not everything.
    SO,
    There’s Mastercard & Visa.

  2. One should love animals.
    BECAUSE
    They are so tasty.

  3. Save water.
    AND
    Shower with your friend.

  4. Love thy neighbor.
    BUT
    don’t get caught.

  5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
    AND
    behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

  6. Every man should marry.
    BECAUSE
    After all, happiness is not the only thing in
    life.

  7. A successful man is one who can earn more than
    his wife can spend.
    AND
    A Successful woman is one who can find such a
    man.

  8. Wiseman never marry.
    AND
    when they marry they become otherwise.

  9. Success is a relative term.
    BECAUSE
    It brings so many relatives.

  10. Never put off the work till tomorrow
    ..
    what you can put off today

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4,5, and 6 were best.

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^^Pyar shola hi hai, shabnam nahi^^

Realy good.

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" I am empowered to do what makes sense!!!"

Sajal Baji, 4 ko kiyo like kiya ???

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Originally posted by Mr-Joker:
Sajal Baji, 4 ko kiyo like kiya ???
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haaaaaaaaaaahahaahahahahaahahah... NICE


Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

Ohhhhh

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sorry i misread that like there!


^^Pyar shola hi hai, shabnam nahi^^

good ones....


"Only two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity." I am not quite sure of the universe...

thanks 4 sharin’

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funneee