A six-year-old lad kept telling his teacher about the baby that was
expected in his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel
the movements of the unborn child. The six-year-old was impressed,
but made no comments.
He stopped telling his teacher about the impending event. The
teacher fianally sat the boy on her lap and said, “Tommy, whatever
became of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?”
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, " I think Mommy ate it!"
